Do you savour your peace and quiet every time you drop some hefty deuces in the loo?What if you can learn something new while enjoying this mini relaxation period?Transform your bathroom breaks into a delightful escape with this quirky guide to all things poo-related!Whether you're enjoying a moment of peace or tackling a tricky situation, this book offers a treasure trove of fun and knowledge to keep you entertained. Inside you'll find a couple of things to tickle your brain in the best way possible while answering nature's call:- Take a humorous journey through the evolution of toilets, from ancient Rome to modern plumbing- Enjoy a collection of the best toilet humour- Discover the dos and don'ts of toilet customs from around the world - Unearth amusing references in classical literature that will make you lose your shit (literally)- Take a load off your mind by answering a quiz to recognize animal droppings- Explore fascinating folklore related to poop from cultures around the globe- Keep track of your own bowel movements with a humorous twist, plus a bonus chart to decode the 7 types of poops!The perfect book to pick up during your personal time on the loo, while you're trying your best to release the beast!