Christmas is over. And so is my marriage… Twenty years of marriage.Twenty years of ignored red flags. And one very smug ex-girlfriend. He seemed perfect at first. Don’t they always? I fell fast, and I fell hard. So when I discovered his secret double life, suddenly all those years of feeling paranoid made sense. I had two options (well three, if you count me and my best friend with two spades and a suspicious willingness to serve hard time): 1.Stay for the kids 2. Sacrifice my sanity to divorce the b*stard The Secret Divorcée is my unfiltered story of falling for a red flag, betrayal, bad decisions, and how to turn heartbreak into hilarity – fuelled by wine and a side hustle my mother must never, ever find out about.