From the vital social media account @oldjewishmen comes a hilarious and irresistible guide and perfect gift for every OJM and the people who put up with himHere is a humorous, surprisingly stylish, and crotchety celebration of a most fascinating group of fellas: Old Jewish Men.In this essential guide, readers learn how to eat, dress, get around town, and schmooze like a seasoned OJM.Ever wonder why Old Jewish Men eat so much cottage cheese and melon?If Larry David and Bernie Sanders have the same barber?Who is the next great up-and-coming OJM? (NOTE: You don't need to be old, Jewish, or a man-it's a lifestyle.) Plus, there's helpful jargon, detailed deli and coffee shop rundowns, and the ten OJM archetypes, from New York Schlubs to Tough Guys to Grumpy Intellectuals.A perfect gift for any Jewish dad/granddad/uncle/brother or anybody who likes a healthy shmear of classic Jewish humor, the book is full of hilarious full-color illustrations and chapters including: How to Exist in This Fakakta World; The Art of the Schmooze; How to Live Forever; and King of the Temple.