THE PORCELAIN THRONE isn't just a place to take care of business - it's prime real estate for deep thoughts, clever tricks, and a bit of mischief.This book is packed with over 100 HILARIOUS GAMES, PUZZLES, PRANKS and PROJECTS to turn your time on the toilet into pure entertainment. ? UNLEASH YOUR INNER BATHROOM GENIUS WITH:- Toilet roll tube gargoyles and origami dragons- The lost art of toilet roll telekinesis - The mysterious vanishing toothbrush trick And a whole lot more to keep you entertained ?THE ULTIMATE GIFT FOR:- Dad, who will pretend he's too mature for this but read it anyway - Your "hard-to-buy-for" brother who has everything - except this - Any teenage boy who finds bathroom humour endlessly funny ?PERFECT FOR:- Stocking stuffers, white elephant exchanges, and gag gifts - Anyone who takes their bathroom breaks a little too seriously - Those looking to make their throne time the highlight of the dayWhether it's five minutes or a full retreat, this book ensures your time on the toilet is never wasted...