Effortless humour and bucketloads of charm. It's impossible not to be bowled over by the ending.Most definitely my favourite celebrity memoir in a long time.Brilliant. - The SunThe **Sunday Times bestselling** memoir from the star of I'm a Celebrity and Extra Camp As a 17-year-old virgin working . . . for Virgin, Joel Dommett has grand ambitions. Firstly, he is going to swap suburbia for the bright lights of Showbiz.Secondly, he is going to find 'the one' - and sets himself the very achievable target of finding her in the first fifty people he's definitely going to sleep with.What follows is a series of disastrous romantic encounters, including carpets mistaken for toilets, futile grand gestures and the catfishing to end all catfishing.Featuring genuine teenage diary entries and told in Joel's trademark self-deprecating style, this is the brilliant first book from the UK's most exciting comedian.