Each weekly page of this hilarious swear-a-day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive-laden saying—perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike.Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style.Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this delightfully cheeky desktop calendar. Features include: No single-use plastic Page size: 5.354" x 4.488" Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of weekday pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Back of weekend pages contain fill-in-the-blank Create Your Own Effin’ Birds Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings