Partygate? More like party GREAT!While the UK locked down to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Boris Johnson's Number Ten played host to a series of boozy shindigs.Now, for the first time, you can learn to get wasted like they do in Whitehall.The Downing Street Party Guide will take you through every stage of a successful, pandemic-defying bash, from drafting invitations to answering awkward questions later. Contents include:· Decor tips to avoid a 'John Lewis nightmare'. · The perfect playlist to start a Cabinet conga line. · How to handle the subsequent police investigation. WHAT HAPPENS IN DOWNING STREET STAYS IN DOWNING STREET...UNTIL SOMEONE LEAKS IT. 'Verity Bigg-Knight has written a . . . book.' - Ipswich Pedant'It is truly amazing that this was published.' - Bullfighting Weekly'Darling, I don't have time to read this.Just let me know how much you need for next month.' - Sir Adrian Bigg-Knight